Old Drunk guy singing "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes. He nails it.

I see so many people claiming this is gibberish. Not so! This is a song with a story. No, a message! Below are the lyrics I've painstakingly transcribed: ______ STUDENTS: You're the cool mate to say: "on freezing cold in ancient nights, shoes on" All right! TEACHER: When they're saying "the shoes", now I'll hold in the scene! Then the hauled Ray made it, get it? Called the bus, died. TRRRRRR! Chickens are behind me, get in the cold war, baby, Just say "Yeah!", Blue Joe, oh! When they're saying "the shoes", now I'll hold in the scene! Then the hauled Ray made it, get it? Called the bus, died. When this is said, well - thank you, a copy is seen You never tell them, now, that Jessica has been in this jam You didn't come out now, choose no wank for that soul Hope the hobo's just getting a lot of coke in no time All the dippers just damned, wipe the shoes and go my man Human cost due to math called the rain to girls Hope something! STUDENTS: Aye aye, smile Thursday, And you're so going beer-sore. Ice! You're the cold, mean sailor, Pleasing all with nice shoes on, All right! STUDENT: Aye aye, smilin' strangely, And it goes forth to Ibiza, Ice! STUDENTS: He's been calling us in nice shoes on, All right! TEACHER: Well I don't see'em going slipping out and giving me scenes, A lad with just enough of a dumb ho had a good thang, Let THIS go! We can see 'em in the sand, Let the shoes all come upend This is two horny cats in love, All fall off the cart This thang. Ah hey guys, my charts slipped, Ain't a handsome going, bae. So... ice? You don't call it medicine One piece ain't gonna lace it, not too sore... ...alright? You know ice? You know I've bills, you gimme all the dough, It's beaver or drugs, and I pick me all! STUDENTS: Aye, ice! Spice! Sex ed! And we got some dough and pizza! Ice! You can go make sin while We sing "go" and ace night school, so - alright! You do ace! You know I've bills, you kick all in me dough There's beaver, a bachelor I'll bring me home ______ So basically, this is a song about a teacher who's trying to teach his students to avoid drinking and sex by telling cautionary tales. But they call him out on being a womanizer and a drug dealer who sells ice to students. He shrugs and says "yeah, you caught me". They're all "doesn't bother us as long as we pass your class". So, as you can see, it's a very sad story. Remember, kids, don't do drugs.

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