The only way to deal with starbucks

There is no reason to take this so personally.

I've already said that I am guilty of it too. I'm under no delusion that some of my choices are shit. You buy coffee from what is essentially a McDonalds, and that's funny and mock-worthy to me.

I give my friends a hard time about it too, and I often self-deprecate when I make shit choices instead of conscious decisions. No one gets all butt hurt about it. I mean really, you're just going to keep going there anyway, why get all upset?

Not sure you're even understanding what we are talking about, since you think I give a shit about your coffee drinking habit, which is not true. It's your coffee purchasing habit that is under scrutiny.

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