Onnit Labs received $2.4 million from the SBA PPP Welfare program. All of it has been forgiven.

Aubrey is such a fucking douchebag grifter. He made some “documentary” about “coming to the light” where he spends a month in a dark room to “face some horrible trauma” he made a ig post about it and stated that the trauma that literally made him sick to his stomach with knots and caused so much mental distress was when he was dating some country singer bird they were in an agreed upon open relationship until she got piped out by this one guy who piped her so good it literally gave Aubrey PTSD (Post Traumatic Simp Disorder) this is why they broke up, apparently no other guy that ducked her down bothered him so dude must have had a laminated girth certificate or something, but it ruined Aubrey’s relationship and future relationships and sent him to a mental dark place and eventually a physical dark place where he locks himself in a room for a month to think about this dude making his girl twitch and stream at the same time. If a guy dicked down some bird so bad it literally gave her “aLpHa mALe” boyfriend the traumies we should get a documentary about that guy, not one of Aubrey wearing feathers and war paint and reciting holistic word salad to his fellow “LiGhT wArRiOrS” getting crunchy white bitches into reike and magic rocks moist in his dark sad room or whatever.

IM not making this up btw

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