OP has a break down after being called rude

Did you really just pull a "You mad bro?" on me. No, I don't have to feel mad to make a comeback. I saw you being a complete asshole, and I replied appropriately. That's all there was to it. But hey since you want to drag this out, let's do it.

So let's see, who was rude first? Oh right, the guy trying to call me an idiot. What, did you really think you were that clever or something? And all I did was call you out. News flash, dude, if you don't want people to be rude to you, then try this: Don't be an asshole. Can you do that? Will you do that? Or do you just like to start shit with people? Those are all rhetorical questions by the way, in case this message doesn't translate well over the internet. No seriously, are you one of those stupid kids that will pull an annoying or harmful prank on someone and then act all confused when they punch you in your cocky little face? You were being an asshole, plain and simple,

And yes, no shit again, since I didn't point that other part of your post out previously, I know that humans are also biological "machines". And I guess, judging by your logic, one can conclude that since it is politically correct to call me a machine, I can run software in my brain and generate microwaves, and any sound that any sound generator could, and color of light (visible and invisible to the naked eye) that any machine can, and do everything else that every other machine can do, and vice versa? Computers can give birth to babies, analyze the emotional properties of certain pieces of music? Humans can install operating systems in their brains? Oh wait no, there are things that computers and humans can and can't do. We both have our limits. But you knew that, of course, you were, again, just trying to be an asshole. No seriously, where were you going with that bullshit other than to try to insult me? Just kidding, rhetorical question again.

How do you pretend to not understand what I am asking, or pretend to think that I didn't know Star Wars was fictional? What was your purpose for your shitpost? Go ahead, it's out in the open now, so why don't you go ahead and explain yourself? Just kidding again, these were also rhetorical questions, I already know the answer. You thought you saw a good opportunity to be an asshole, and you took it. And then I called you out on it.

So what did we learn today? If you don't want to be called out for being an asshole, don't be one.

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