OP lives in Winnipeg, Manitoba. (Evidence)

Most people have telling signs on there profile even if they have secure internet stuff, security etc. If someone wanted to doxx you they very easily could do. From a quick browse of your profile I now know that you're a 30 - 40 year old adult male living in Washington state, US, with an interest in experimenting with drugs and a generally liberal-centrist point of view politically. You also enjoy (or enjoyed) The Eric Andre Show and as a child you were interested in skateboarding.

This isn't me being creepy, its just a genetic phenomenon which naturally occurs in all british people, called pseudosherlockholmesia. Notably, it can be activated at any time and has served to make us all excellent poker players. An unfortunate side effect is sudden bouts of stupidness, known commonly as rowanatkinsonism.

Oh, fuck me, I'm a creep.

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