Outing myself here. But, I think my trashmobile is finally complete. Can’t wait for my mom to borrow my car.

Get ready to get your car vandalized. I had a sticker that said:

Jesus loves you

but everyone else thinks you're an asshole

and got my car keyed, someone tried to rip the sticker off, someone squished a kiwi into my door.. yea.. the fruit. I don't know why they were carrying a kiwi. Also I got some pamphlets and shit put under my wiper. I don't know why the image is so small on the last one, but it says FIND THE LORD, JESUS DOES LOVE YOU, YOU ARE A DICK HEAD AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL. How very Christian and Jesus-like of them! I guess they were walking by my car and stopped in horror and just had to leave me notes and pamphlets and the last one only had an envelope but just had to tell me how they felt.

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