RIVAL IS A GENEROUS TERM BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF AN ACTUAL RIVARLY WITH A RECORD AS LOPSIDED AS 85-18. YOU KNOW WHO HAS A BETTER WINNING PERCENTAGE AGAINST US THAN OK ST? TULSA!
IN FACT, KANSAS HAS BEATEN US MORE TIMES THAN OK STATE. THINK ABOUT THAT AND TRY TO NOT GET SUICIDAL, POKIES. POINT IS: THIS IS YOUR RIVALRY AND YOU ARE BLOWING IT. OUR RIVALS ARE TEXAS AND (RIP) NEBRASKA.
BUT THEN AGAIN OK STATE CLAIMING THIS GAME IS A RIVALRY IS *THE SORT OF LOGICAL CONSISTENCY ONE WOULD EXPECT FROM A TEAM THAT STOLE THE 1945 NATIONAL CHAMP TITLE FROM ARMY *, THE SAME YEAR ARMY WENT UNDEFEATED (OK ST DIDN’T) AND SAVED THE FREAKING WORLD.
SIDENOTE: ARMY IS THE 1945 CFB NATIONAL CHAMPS AND THE 1945 WORLD WAR CHAMPS, YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THAT FROM THEM. HAVE A LITTLE PARTIOTIC INTEGRITY, POKES.
ALSO NICE JOB WITH THE SUPER CLEVER ANTI-GAY SIGN, LITTLE BRO. YOU CONTINUE YOUR REPUTATION AS THE SCHOOL THAT DOES STUPID OFFENSIVE UNFUNNY THINGS: EXAMPLE 1, EXAMPLE 2, EXAMPLE 3
I GUESS YOU JUST NEEDED SOME MORE MEDIA ATTENTION THOUGH, SINCE THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE REMEMBER YOU EXIST IS WHEN YOU LOSE TO ISU, CMU, OR PLAY OU.
ON THAT TOPIC WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE. I DO FEEL BAD FOR YOU. YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAD WHEN YOU LOSE THIS GAME, YOU HAVE DONE IT 86 TIMES ALREADY SO IT JUST FEELS NORMAL. THINK ABOUT THAT: LOSING TO US IS NORMAL FOR YOU. FOREVER OUR LITTLE BRO.
BUT HEY, THERE IS ALWAYS BASKETBALL. OH WAIT, WE OWN THAT SERIES TOO AT 135-95 ALL TIME.
BOOMER SOONER
ALSO, JUST SOME ADVICE, THESE TOPICS ARE CLICHÉ AND NOT CLEVER OR ORIGINAL, SO IM SURE THE POKES SHITPOSTS WILL BE FULL OF THEM: JOKES ABOUT JOE MIXON PUNCHING STUFF, USING "BIG GAME BOB" IRONICALLY, JOKES ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD "SOONER"
COME UP WITH SOME ORIGINAL FREAKING TRASH TALK LITTLE BRO, IM DYING TO SEE IT
