3. Parents, whats the creepiest thing your kid has ever said or done?

Parents, whats the creepiest thing your kid has ever said or done?

Weve been renovating our house. We have one of those daylight basement homes. When we initially moved in, our bedroom was upstairs but after renovating the bigger bedroom downstairs, we moved in. Our 4 year old son shares a room with us because were short on bedrooms at the moment. (due to renovations) for weeks following the move, he would NOT go downstairs by himself. After getting a little frustrated I asked him why he wouldnt go by himself. He promptly told me "theres a pink guy downstairs and hes bleeding from his eyes." I should have stopped at this point but I pressed on... I asked, "why is he bleeding from his eyes?" And this is his very casual, to the point answer: "because hes almost DEAD."

To be fair, this kid loves scary shit. Hes 4 and weve had to straight up turn off scary movies he CHOSE to watch. He loves watching scary videos on youtube.

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