You know our Founding Fathers lived two hundred fifty years ago, right? Semiautomatic weapons didn't exist back then. The problems we currently have weren't even the subject of scifi, because scifi didn't even exist yet.

Stop taking their words out of context. Stop assuming that something that was written in fucking 1776 is still applicable in a post-Internet world. I'm not saying we should get rid of it altogether, but fuck's sake, times change, children are dying, and there is a clear, obvious solution that you refuse to see.

For that matter, stop using the term "Big Brother" to describe laws you disagree with. Orwell's ghost is going to rise up and smack you, I swear to God.