Party animals of Reddit, what is your craziest drunken story that did not involve being arrested?

it involved acid and weed too, but i only went that crazy because i drank too much in combination with the acid.

I had some friends over but everyone was kinda down and no one except me really was in the mood to party, so i had a full bottle of whisky, 800 ug of lsd and bong rips in a 5 minutes tact, so at least i would have some fun.

I felt good for a while, but due to the things i consumed and the fact my heater was damaged and couldn't be turned off and was always on the highest setting, i went for a walk to cool off. My friends said we would meet later at another friends place to drink.

Got to a small channel close to my home, sat there for a while and watched the water. Still was feeling quite hot, also had a weird "all of my possessions are just a burden" moment. So i just put all my cloth off, threw my phone, wallet and keys somewhere in the bush, intending to leave it there and went for a swim.

I didn't think about the fact that all sewage was pumped into the channel and that the bacteria level was known to be insanely high.

After i got out i went to a playground nearby, still naked(no kids around that day, thank god) . It had a "stranded ship on an old island" theme. No one was there but me, but i hallucinated people from tv shows. Usually you just see some colored patters and movements of really existing things on acid, but due to the high amount i took and the mixing with weed and booze, i saw the craziest shit and people that were not there, but i could physically feel them.

First everything around me turned into water, like the whole horizon was the ocean. I jumped down from three meters height head first into the sand, believing it to be water.

Guess the head bump wasn't too good for me, as now i hallucinated an war in the desert, probably Afghanistan or somewhere in this area. I saw people getting beheaded and shot with AK47 rifles, and i beat someone's facing repeatedly(it was actually a three i noticed when i had a more "clear" moment) until my hand was bleeding.

I lied in the sand and felt like dying. I went to heaven but was denied entry, so i was sent to hell and the devil talked to me. Not remembering what he said, but I was scared as fuck.

I also remember that i broke into peoples gardens nearby and terrified some of the locals. I ran away through some bushes, cutting my feed open like a clean knife cut on a thorn.

After some time i felt miserable and wanted to go home, but didn't even bother taking my stuff with me, including my keys. I arrived at home and entered an always unlocked room of my landlords right next to my door, stole some cloth and asked them to help me get in my apartment. Was a weird situation as you can imagine.

Went back later that night with one of my neighbours who helped me search for my stuff, even found my phone and wallet, just my expensive hat and keys were gone.

After that i was really sick for two weeks due to drinking sewer water and being out in the cold while wet. Also my whole body would hurt and i still have the scar on my foot years later. I an surprised to this day that i wasn't arrested or anything. I looked up on social media and police reports the following days to see if someone would mention my actions, but besides the fact some locals have been terrified by some naked freaky psycho and my health and self consciousness being screwed for a while, there were no further consequences.

The craziest and most disgusting things i did and saw i didn't even mention, i went to the lowest a human being could go, a pathetic fool that had the mind of a freaky caveman, more animal than human being.

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