Bob: So I made a new friend. I don’t want to brag about my diverse tastes, but she's a midge.

Frank: Do you mean midget?

Bob : I wouldn’t call her that Frank. She is like half a person.

Frank: Bob, that’s not politically correct. That phrase can be seen as offensive to those kinds of people. The correct term you should use is “little people”.

Bob: Aren’t you just pointing them out of the crowd? Seems pretty offensive to me Frank.

Frank: Bob, Just call them “little people.”

Bob: Just calling them out on their flaws, Frank? Wow, I knew you were an asshole, but I thought you had a heart. Their physical stature already sends out that message. You don’t have to ridicule them with terms that the public deems to be “acceptable” even though they already know that they are a little different.

Frank: Bob, you said a little different.

Bob: There you go again Frank. It’s like you're so focused on the tiny things that you aren’t even treating them as people. That’s fucked up.

Frank: Oh come on. The ‘tiny things’? Even you have to admit that you are doing this on purpose.

Bob: Frank, you better watch your words. You're acting like the Hitler of midgets. Except when you start killing midgets, it will only take like half as long.

Frank: half as long?! Come on Bob, you have to be joking with me.

Bob: It will take half as long because I doubt there are as many midgets as their are Jews in this world Frank. I thought an educated man like you would see past coincidental word play and start judging people at face value.

Frank: I’m sorry.

Bob: Good. Now here is a picture of my friend Midge. I want to make sure that you don’t offend her when she comes over here.

Frank: oh, Midge is her name.

Bob: Yes.

Frank: And she is not a midget…

Bob: No, you racist asshole.

Frank: I thought you said she was ‘half a person’?

Bob: Look at the picture Frank! She is in a wheelchair!

Frank: That doesn’t make her half a person Bob, That makes her disabled.

Bob: Oh there you go again, rolling over people.