“A cut in the skin between the vagina and anus”. This happens in over 85% of births. Did getting the vax also mean someone slicing your dick up?

You piss yourself from the vac? After giving a birth, try laughing. Or coughing. Or sneezing. Washing out that urine.

After cutting your vagina real wide, they’ve got to stitch it up. You ever not be able to control pissing yourself, after someone cut your dick hole up, and then stitch it closed again? Like multiple times a day? Try rubbing some Tabasco on your dick to recreate the experience.

Did you ever find yourself in the detergent isle of the grocery store wanting to stuff your mouth with dry detergent? What about all the vaginal discharge—goopy, mucus, leaking out of your dick?

Months of vomiting? Not being able to sleep? Not being able to walk up stairs? Not being able to carry your own bags? Not being able to get up after sitting?Having to buy new clothes? Buy new bras, cause it made your tits grow? And leak? Have to get maternity bras to hold in the nipple discharge? Or have tits that keep leaking for months?

Have to literally buy a suction machine to pull the fluid out of your boobs because unlike a cow without a baby attached you can’t physically milk yourself?

FFS. PREGNANCY ALREADY MEANS WOMAN CANT DRINKING AT BAR WITH THEIR FRIENDS, THEY ARE FORCED TO STOP WORKING. THEY CANT FLY ON PLANES.

PREGNANCY IS LIKE A GODDAMN BAN ON LIFE ALREADY AND WOMEN DO IT EVERY FUCKING DAY.