People of Reddit, have you had a porn scenario happen to you in real life? (Sexy librarian, lonely housewife etc) what was it like?

Situation 1: Girl next door fantasy became reality for me.

Basically I've lived in the same estate for around 20 years, and for at least the last 10 of them there has been a very attractive girl, who was a year yonger than me, living next door to me with her family.

Now obviously we became somewhat friendly due to the whole neighbour factor, but for most of the time I knew her she always had a boyfriend. I also kind of assumed she would never be interested. ANYWAY, fast forward to when I'm 21, my parents were away for the weekend (funnily enough, for the first time in the 18 or so years we'd lived there at this point) and I wen't out for a few lot of drinks.

It just so happened that I ran into this girl (who was recently single) in the club, and one thig led to another. 10/10 would highly recommend.

Situation 2: Stranded girl needs somewhere to stay.

So basically this was another girl that I knew in highschool who was two years below me (and she actually lived about 10 doors away, is there a girl 10 doors down fantasy?).

The story goes that after a night out, at around 4am, I decided to get the taxi to drop me off a small walk from my house because as long as the weather doesn't resemble the end of days, I like a walk in the fresh air to get the club-stank off me. Mid-walk home I see a figure that looks an awful lot like a girl I knew who was also out that night walking towards me without a jacket.

Lo-and-behold it was that girl, we struck up a conversation, it turned out that her parents were out and she was meant to be staying at a friends house (who also lives round the corner for me, maybe she'll be added to this thread later). She had been separated from her friend, couldn't get in touch with her and hence couldn't get into her house. So she asked to stay the night and I offered.

We went back to mine, had a few drinks and then went to bed. I got into bed first and was ready to nod off, thinking nothing of it and just being a gentleman. That is when she walks in and says "Just to let you know, I sleep naked. I hope you don't have a problem with that." And as she's doing this, she drops her dress from her shoulders. Obviously, one thing led to another and unsurprisingly, this is another 10/10 situation I would definitely do again.

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