Years ago..
So my friend sets up a CL tripple date about 4 months ago. Him, his two friends from Japan that barely speak english, and I. He finds this girl on CL (I'm pretty sure) and gets me to email this girls friend and let her know make her believe I'm safe and sane. She seems cool, sends no picture, but says I won't be disappointed, so we're on.
The 4 of us get there, and we say to our selves "Hey if we think outdate is hot, we'll scratch out heads, if they are not hot, our necks" So anyway the 3 of them walk into the bar, and they were all...smoking hot! I mean fucking HOT daddy-o. Models like. They were like all 22-23, and fucking painfully hot..as we are all there scratching our heads.
So anyways we all settle in and are having a great time, and things start out cool. The girl I'm with is saying a lot of stuff that is just..wrong....Ayn Rand Republican trying-to-be-smart stuff, but I'm able to pretend that it sounds interesting to me, because she is super hot. So anyways, we go to this 'underground' party I know of, and I pull out this joint that my roommate gave me, and we all (but my Non japanese friend, and one of the japanese guys) smoke.
Well, it wasn't you normal smoke. We all got really fucking stoned, amongst the deep Detroit House music, and crazy lights everywhere. One of the girls leaves the floor to go 'sit down'. The girl I was hanging with all night is STILL trying to sound cool, and smarter then she was, but I couldn't fake the interest because I was too stoned, and sighed a few times. This older Euro-trash woman, that was like 50, but looked 60 came over to us, and started confusing us with these strings of drugged out words, and sentances that made no sense, and really confused us.
Anyways, one our Japanese friends really starts to freak out, and starts to cry on the floor where he is all hunched up. We take him out side, and try and make him feel better, but he's in bad pot hell, and just crying. He barely speaks English. The girl's then come out, and we're all out there. I KNOW they are suspicious of the pot I gave everyone, and one of thie girls is kinda freaked out as well.
Anyways, we're all around Crying Japanese kid, when he suddenlt vomits everywhere, and all over the girls open toed shoes. They freaked out, and one of the...TWO of the girls screamed "Oh my GOD!" then they left, and never went out with us again.