Ah friend, when you get a phenomenal sex life you will realise at once (if you're intelligent some never do) that it is only those who have never had such that boast and talk about it. Take guys going on about anal for example. It's like never having had steak and trying to find a restaurant that serves it. When it is on the menu continually for you it ceases to be a big deal, and the guys who go on about it you start to see in another light and it all becomes clear. You have a great deal to look forward to but I commend you in the burn however, I will tell my lingerie model wife about it she's laying next to me (that's her next to me taken at one of her shoots if you click on my profile pic), I digress, yes epic burn how foolish do I feel grrr