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So when I was younger I went to my friends house. We were having lunch (chicken nuggets and chips) but he was watching tv or something instead of eating, I was eating. His mum kept telling him to eat and eventually he did and his mum went out. He started complaining that his nuggets were cold and eventually he said he had an idea, and if u knew him you would tell this is bad. He gets up with one single chicken nugget and puts it in the oven for 5 MINUTES. He sits back down and we start laughing and talking. About 4 minutes later I can smell something and look at the microwave. “Ummm” I say pointing at the smoke coming out of the microwave. He turns and we both give each other that look when something bad just happened but it’s funny. We get up and open it and this giant cloud of smoke comes out. We try to fan it with a kitchen towel but it doesn’t really work. We look inside and see a dark black chicken nugget. Like not even a little bit darker like black night sky dark. He gets a knife and stabs it and throws it in the bin. Also there are burn marks on the microwave. His mum comes in. “What’s this?!” She asks. She tells us to sit down and eat and we do trying to keep our laugher in. She gets rid of the smoke and we burst out laughing. I think they got a new microwave but sometimes I’m pretty sure I can see burn marks. Moral of the story: don’t put chicken nuggets in the microwave for 5/4 minutes.

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