It wasn't all that bad but it could have been.

I was coming back from an all-day excursion at a local theme park about an hour and a half from my house. We had stopped by a fast food joint on the way home and I was starving.

On the way to the highway, we're getting ready to get onto a turnpike. It's a really rough path to the one lane that goes this particular way but I give myself plenty of time to get into the correct lane so no problem.

The guy who nearly sideswiped us because he wasn't paying attention did not. Almost hit us, almost caused a massive accident because he was being a fucking dick.

So I got pissed. And when I get pissed, I get angry.

We were front and back for a little while so I waited until the road opened into two lanes. I caught up with him, got onto the side of his car, flipped him off and told my brother to duck down. I sped up a little bit, opened the passenger side window and hurled a half-eaten burger out of the window.

Thankfully, I factored in the wind, speed we were going and drag. It flew out of my car and landed perfectly on his drivers window. I then loudly screamed "Have it your way, motherfucker!" and sped off.

It remains one of the funniest things I've ever done though, admittedly, I was just as bad of an asshole for doing that as he was for cutting off and nearly killing us.

Still. Fuck that fucking fucker.