People who lost their jobs by going off on a customer, what is your story?

I didn't lose my job for this but still, I'll go on:

I normally work in a burger place that mainly works with selling burgers in store.

But one day this guy calls and orders a pizza, and my boss being the cheapskate he is just grabbed a couple of burgers and made them into a pizza.

So the fry cook (Let's call him Bob) and I start walking to the guys place with the pizza, but my Bob is really annoying and won't shut up about the pizza and put me in a bad mood.

Then we got lost and Bob wasn't being helpful because by then he was singing about the pizza and that just gave me a headache and made me even more angry.

So eventually we get to the guys house after being lost for god knows how long and Bob had gone off the deep end and started talking about boulders and pioneers, but we got there and I was relieved.

Bob then goes and delivers the pizza and everything looks fine, until I hear that fucker yelling about how he didn't get a drink with the pizza. Bob then came back in tears.

I was angry already, but that motherfucker had the audacity to send my co-worker to tears after him and I slaved our way across town on foot to give him a fucking pizza, I just lost it.

I grabbed the pizza out of Bob's hands and went up to that prick's door, here's how the exchange went down between us:

Customer: Another one, look I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

Me: Well this ones on the house!

I then proceeded to throw the pizza IN THE GUYS FACE and made sure nobody would find out. Nobody knows until now though.

Afterwards I went up to Bob and told him that he ate the whole thing.

Because the Krusty Krab Pizza is the Pizza for You and Me.

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