Met some WoW guild mates pretty much 10 years ago this week. Big nerds, awkward folks but all and all some fun people.

One was like 6’8” and pretty fucking heavy. Was a linebacker in college but blew his knee out. Played with drew Brees, but couldn’t recover from the injury.

We went to Sonic and gorged ourselves with all their bounty of greasy food. The farts this man had on the way home were ridiculous. Our reactions and the sounds made were out of the movies. He ran a red light cause he thought he would shit his pants.

When we arrived he didn’t even shut the bathroom door and Jesus fucking Christ it’s been 10 years and I can still hear the cackling laughter, farts and shit hitting the water. I thought he broke the porcelain. And the smell. He was in a half bath next to his kitchen and living room yet it cleared us all out of the house.

Thank god we were all 20 and crude humor was welcomed, this man knew his audience. But my god.