People who have shit themselves during their adult life, what happened?

Does being a teenager count?

I was 15 and hanging out with my best friend and a bunch of 'cool' guys from the skate park at some stadium bleachers. I felt the cramps start and I knew I was hooped. I didn't have any sort of ready made excuse that my friend wouldn't want to tag along with so I just sorta started walking away from everyone without saying anything. I was trying to pass it off as 'oh, look at boogiemaths, so random!'.

I knew there was a hole in the fence nearby that went to the woods, my closest poop haven. Im almost there and my friend starts running after me, so I start moving as fast as I can, but as I get to the fence, and I raise on leg to hop over, I lose it.

It's the middle of August and I'm wearing a thong and short shorts. I start screaming at my friend to leave me alone, I'll be back in a minute. She's screaming back all confused but eventually turns around. I do my best to clean up but a thong does nothing for containment. The only thing in my bag that smells nice is this sickly sweet sun tan lotion so I rub that all over to mask my shame.

To this day, nobody knows what happened.

As an added bonus, I made sure to step in the poop a bit so if they asked about the smell when I come back, I could just say I stepped in dog poop...

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