People who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story?

Yes I remember some of the crazy stuff! I have another story as a matter of fact if anyone is interested, this one is actually a funny one! We were driving along in the minivan again a few days into our trip and we had the radio turned on. A news bulletin came on the radio and it was announced a bear had broken into a shopping mall and was running around inside. I was so confused as to how this had happened and then they said they were going live to the radio DJ to get his opinion on the situation and they said (I can't remember the DJ's name) "so what do you think is going on there? What will the bear try to do next?" And the DJ just said "Hell I don't know man but right now I bet that son of a bitch is runnin' for the food court!". It was so fantastic and unbelievable as the news in my country is usually so tame and boring and whilst casually cruising down a highway we were hearing this kind of thing from the radio. The trip was a great experience overall I do hope I can return eventually :)

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