PERFECTION: Florida Man named 'Trigger' accidentally shoots himself in ankle at Dollar General

I have been going to a gun shop for years. At the time of this story, maybe only a couple. They know me and seem cool with me, we talk a lot when I drop in. One day, a dude who works there only one day a week (a fact which I later learned) was eyeballing me and acting like I was suspicious as I checked out various pistols. The thing is, I furrow my brows and analyze the shit out of the details of guns. It's just what I do and I look very serious without realizing. I've got a resting asshole face as it is so I can only imagine how it looks. Anyway, this guy didn't know me and started asking a bunch of subtle questions like what I was going to use it for and whatnot. I explained maybe it was my mechanical engineering background that made me overly analytical. Then a 5 day/wk guy I knew well stepped in and vouched for me and all was good. The Thursday guy explained he was in fact very suspicious of me, how I was looking at the guns, etc and we all had a good laugh. The tension left the air. So, in summary, yeah. If you are looking real intense, you could be seen as nefarious, even if you're not.

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