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Pinkie: However, before ve kan beegin our nekst phase, I vould like to take a moment to address a rumor floatink around ze caztle. Twilight: Pinkie. Pinkie: Some of you have kome to belief zat I. Like. Parties. I vish to dash zese rumors. I do not like parties. Twilight: Pinkie. Pinkie: I. LOVE. Parties. Twilight: Pinkie, let me finish my speech- Pinkie: Through my life, I have discovered zo many types of parties. Twilight: Pinkie- Pinkie: You get up in ze mornink, you get into your awesome job, and you serve rich, delicious pastries to all ze little foals. Food Party. Twilight: Not even sure that's a thing- Pinkie: You make it to lunch, and you find out zat somepony else packed your lunchbokes today. And they just so happened to give you and extra cupcake. Lunch Party. Twilight: Right phrase, wrong usage- Pinkie: But zen you find out zat your employer already said you could have the older cupcakes from earlier zat mornink. Sweets Party. Twilight: sigh Fine, hurry up... Pinkie: Zo you try to share ze cupcakes with your friends, when zey start chattering about their dayz and how things are goink. Afternoon Party. Twilight: Okay, seriously. Is everything a party to you- Pinkie: So you go home to relax, and you read about who makes ze policy? What iz ze policy? How many does ze policy affect? Political Party. giggles Twilight: facehoof Pinkie: Vat I am tellink you, my pony army of 1,000 Friends, iz zat I am connoisseur of parties. And vith your help over ze years, we are now at ze precipice of our true goal. Twilight: Oh, joy. Pinkie: You see, I vant a simple party. No Food Parties, no Lunch Parties, no Sweets Parties, no Afternoon Parties - and certainly no Dull Parties! Twilight: My first night in Ponyville was hardly my fault. Pinkie: I vant a Party zat only ve kan brink. A true Party. A PONY Party! I VANT GALLOPING GALA THREE!!! Twilight: How does that even make- All Ponies: salute SEIG PINKIE! SEIG PINKIE! SEIG PINKIE! zeppelins

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