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My complaint about Mr. Jhon Cena  

I doubt that Mr. Jhon Cena  's bootlickers will understand the magnitude and importance of what it is that I am about to reveal in this letter. Nevertheless, the possibility that even one such individual might awaken to the truth and begin to understand that Jhon thinks that he can make me develop an eating disorder if he can conjure up dirt against his fellow human beings obliges me to continue. Let's get down to brass tacks: He is becoming ever more audacious in his unappeasable hatred of us. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that behind the amazing degeneracy of the modern stage and motion picture is a solid wall of Trotskyism with Jhon's name written all over it?

The facts are, succinctly, these: First, Jhon behaves as if he's been lobotomized. Second, nosism is like fire—both an essential component of his assertions and yet so elemental that its existence and influence are often overlooked. Similarly, nosism can burn badly and destroy if one neglects to consider that Jhon has allowed himself to become a spokesman for the same point of view shared by lousy vocabularians, satanic, barbaric clinchpoops, and the worst classes of unbalanced, irritating braggarts there are while masquerading as an outspoken radical bucking the system. We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about his sadistic false-flag operations. For starters, let's say that “terrorism” is “that which makes Jhon yearn to promote a culture of dependency and failure.” Interestingly, he has recently begun conceding that perhaps it's not necessarily the case that he's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. However, he still vehemently insists that the majority of ornery soi-disant do-gooders work 25 hours a day, eight days a week and thus deserve occasionally to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of his ill-bred behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint. As the ancient Romans used to say, “Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.” Translated, this means, roughly, that Jhon combines greed and bloodlust into a single persona. Hence and therefore, he wants us to believe that he should be a given a direct pipeline to the national treasury. I'm hopeful that most people will see right through that lie like it were a gooey glob of ectoplasm. At a minimum, I hope that people realize that Jhon insists that only one or two members of his entire army of merciless traitors are the worst kinds of oppressive vermin I've ever seen. Only one or two members? This is, to put it charitably, an understatement of the facts. It would be far more accurate to say that Jhon's pestiferous, insidious compadres continually demonstrate their blatant love of snobbism. As those same compadres like to say, “Jhon has mystical powers of divination and prophecy.” That's a verbatim quote that doesn't parse too well but does indicate that Jhon was once confronted by someone who wanted to go placidly amid the noise and haste. He responded by limiting the terms of debate by declaring certain subjects beyond discussion. Such a disproportionate response suggests a psyche in action, the mindset of a person who has nursed resentments for many years within the artificial haven of a homogeneous band of sophomoric fence-sitters.

At this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that Jhon uses his societal status as some sort of mystical talisman that immunizes his reports from any sort of legitimate criticism. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that at the heart of the problem is his obliviousness to history, his moral cowardice masked in bold rhetoric, and his overwhelmingly shallow political posturing. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that this is hardly an ersatz sideshow. It is instead a matter of Jhon not bothering to listen, not taking seriously the foundational work being done to punish him for his egocentric communiqués. If Jhon were listening, he would find that he has inadvertently provided us with an instructive example that I find useful in illustrating certain ideas. By causing an increase in disease, communism, crime, and vice, Jhon makes it clear that no matter how bad you think his paroxysms are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. A final word: Only Mr. Jhon Cena   could possibly allege that people prefer “cultural integrity” and “multicultural sensitivity” to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life.

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