I found this post after first finding your 12 little girl audios, and then, of course, clicking on your name to see what else you've done, because those we're just so absursly incredible. I can't believe you'd want to read such a lengthy reply, but you said that you did, so here goes...
What is your love language? (Words of affirmation? Acts of service? Gifts? Quality time? Physical touch?)
Words of affirmation, especially if those words are dirty.
How and when did you discover your favorite kink? If you’re not kinky, how did you find GWA?
You didn't ask what my favorite kink actually is; I feel like that'd be the interesting question. As for what you did ask, the Internet, of course.
What do you wear to bed?
Nothing at all.
Where are you answering this questionnaire? (bedroom, kitchen, office, car, etc.)
In bed, exactly as described above.
What’s your favorite kind of soup?
Very thick chicken noodle.
How do you pronounce the word “caramel”? How about “data”? “Route”? “Pecan”? “Aunt”? “Envelope”? “Pajamas”? “Crayon”?
Care-a-mel, day-dah, a highway is a root / directions are a raut, puh-cahn, ant, n-veh-lope, pah-jah-muhs, crayn (one syllable)
Would you have sex with an identical twin version of yourself?
No.
Say your partner or potential S/O is well-versed in a certain subject, and you find that knowledge to be extremely sexy. What would this subject be?
Honestly, extreme knowledge in any subject is sexy. My fondest ex from college was the smartest (by a wide margin) and that's precisely what I loved most about her.
Dating wise, how old is too old for you? How young is too young?
Ideally, 18-28, but I say that based solely on hotness, because I'm older than that range, and married, but if I were to cheat, it'd be with someone younger, in an effort to remember/re-live those days.
Has anyone ever told you you sound like someone else -- a celebrity, cartoon character, or anyone else?
Never been told I sound like anyone, but when I was younger, I was told I looked like Doogie Howser, and when I was older, like Barney Stinson. Never the same people making these comparisons, btw. I guess I've aged much like NPH.
How old do you think your listeners think you are?
I don't have listeners, but based on the above response, you likely have a very good idea how old I am.
Are you a picky eater? What will you absolutely NOT eat? Is there a food you like that most other people don’t?
I'm not picky. I will eat most anything, but I vastly prefer meat over vegetables.
Is there a certain country, culture, or time period you’re fixated on and would like to learn more about?
Absolutely Japan, partly for the respect everyone seems to have for everyone, dedication to performing all things well, and the fact they basically live in the future, technology-wise.
Can you comfortably go the rest of your life without falling in love?
Absolutely not. I fall in love pretty easily.
Do you prefer blue skies or grey skies?
I live for blue skies.
What were your favorite shows as a child?
MacGyver. It sadly does not hold up. Full House. It absolutely holds up. If I kept thinking about it, I could list more all night.
What is your favorite protein (meat. or if you're vegan, it'd be beans/soy/etc.)?
Properly prepared steak. I can't even define what/how that is, but I know it when I have it.
Are you interested in true crime?
Fascinated by heists and cons, disgusted by rapes and murders.
What are your hard limits, sexually?
The ass is strictly an Exit Only.
Do you like reality television?
Documentaries like Extreme Engineering and the like are true reality television, and I love them. I hate the stuff that's actually classified as reality TV though.
What do you think of pegging?
I addressed this above. I didn't mean to have, but I did.
How would you describe how adults ask each other out (on dates or for relationships) versus how kids do it?
How adults do it now seems very similar to how kids did it many years ago. I can't compare how kids do it now, because I just don't know. I'm sure it's very different. As an aside, it's a shame the idea of making a mix tape/CD for someone has passed.
Do you like raw onions in your food?
On a salad or sandwich, sure.
Can you curl your pinky without moving your ring finger?
I just checked. And learned, mostly. Not entirely.
When sleeping next to a partner, do you prefer full-on cuddling, touching a little bit, or not touching at all?
Full on cuddling for awhile, but I can't sleep like that. I have to roll over. I can only sleep back to back, oddly enough. But if our backs or feet or whatever touch, that's fine. Nice, even.
Do you shop at Costco, or any membership-based shopping center?
Yes.
What is a sexy scenario you fantasize about, but literally cannot happen for you in real life? (IE: medieval stuff, furry stuff, being a high school student again, fucking a 50ft tall woman, etc.)
As alluded to above, definitely being back in high school or college. No younger than that, though (some of your audios do go back a little too young for me, but I still love them anyway, and then kinda hate myself for loving them so much, but not enough to stop listening). So, yeah, young, is definitely the one word answer to this question.
What’s a fashion trend of your youth you find absolutely atrocious now?
Bright neon geometric patterns. (But bright neon solid colors are fine; especially a vibrant shirt under a business/lawyerly suit) (my attractions aren't ENTIRELY to students)
What is your favorite accent? Also, please best describe the quality of a voice that would really draw you in.
French, without a doubt. OMG, French is so fucking sexy. (Sadly, I can't offer the better description you're asking for.)
Do you keep things formal between you and your listeners (simply thanking them for listening to your audios), or do you flirt back sometimes?
I should perhaps not have been answering this survey. It was maybe not intended for me. I'm not a performer, only a listener, and heck, not even a commenter.
Do you mind receiving pet names from strangers?
No.
What are some facial features a person can have that you would find exceptionally striking?
Just the right kind of eyebrows. I don't even know how to describe what that means. They're very uncommon though.
Can you count how many sexual partners you’ve had on all your fingers? How about on all your fingers and toes?
It depends how you define sexual. Penis into pussy, one hand is enough to count. Penis into mouth, I've been quite fortunate; that's a lot harder to count. Fingers and toes might be enough.
Have you spoken to your favorite poster on GWA already?
If this counts as speaking, then I have now.