Oh my god.
This reminds me of my good ol friend, Joe.
Joe was a very wholesome and funny guy. Typical stoner. He loved metal and he always looked out for his friends. He was certainly a character and with that came a great sense of humor.
Anyways, my roommate and I invited him one night to come and smoke. Just chill out, gossip, watch some Neil Breen (cause that was his favorite). My roommate had a cat named Beans. Beans was the devil incarnate and his litter box always smelled of nasty remains of frijoles gone wrong. But we still loved him.
After a bit, Joe needed to use the restroom. Cool. A few minutes pass by and he comes out saying, "So, uh, I might have pissed on y'alls cat". Roommate and I go "WHAT" I start to die of laughter at Joe trying to recant his story.
Apparently, he is doing his business and Beans comes in. He looks at the cat and starts questioning him of "cat, get out of here. What are you doing?" Beans proceeds to climb on top of the toilet and inspect the unknown "stream". Joe tries to swat Beans away but it is too late. Beans gets pissed on. Beans runs and hides.
The way my friend was trying to tell the story through laughter gets me all the time. Thought I'd share lol