Do pizza places sell french fries?

You can't dunk your chicken tendies in ranch dressing because g_d said to not boil a kid in their mother's milk, 3x

The thing is that chickens don't make milk, and any dairy in the ranch dressing is probably from a cow. So there's no way in the world the chicken tendies will come in contact with the former owner's mother's milk, regardless.

Obviously, the rules are not logical. The same people restricting your dipping sauces also figured out a way to fool g_d on the sabbath by tying a loop of string around the neighborhood. This way you can carry keys like a normal person rather than using a different way to fool g_d and having to "wear" them as an article of clothing.

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