Plain No Fuckin Cheese

Reminds me of one of my experiences working the drive thru at Wendy's. Guy says he wants a strawberry lemonade, 3 junior bacon cheeseburgers, and mumbles the rest.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that last item?"

More incomprehensible muttering. I ask anyone else if they heard it. Nobody.

"Could you speak up for me please? I'm having a hard time-"

"I SAID A MOTHERFUCKING ORDER OF SPICY NUGGETS, DUMB FUCK!"

Manager swoops in, gives him the total, and when he comes and picks it up she says with a smile, "next time you want to treat my employees that way, you can take your business elsewhere" before lightly shutting the window.

They park, come right back in to the lobby and the dickhead cuts in line, dumps the bag's contents on the counter, and says "I found a hair in my burger, I want it all remade FRESH."

Manager puts fresh meat on the grill, tells them it'll be about 4-5 minutes and then she makes it herself. As she's doing so, he's yelling "I am so disgusted by this restaurant! I want CORPORATE'S number!"

He says it with power, like he invoked some ancient and terrible curse that would rend the establishment and everyone in it with with destitution, famine and plague. Manager takes a napkin, writes corporate's number and surrounds it with happy faces and hearts.

As he leaves, he yells "THIS PLACE IS GETTING SHUT DOWN, YOU ALL ARE GETTING FIRED!"

manager says "hear that, guys? We're all getting fired! Better start putting in applications now!" The whole restaurant, employees, guests, people in line, etc. All burst out in laughter. The rude dude makes one last defeated grimace and storms out.

Funny, he was talking all about how our restaurant was disgusting but it was the cleanest and nicest Wendy's I've ever had the pleasure of working at.

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