3. Platform requests for the MetaCanada Party of Canada (CMPC)

Platform requests for the MetaCanada Party of Canada (CMPC)

My take:

Economy: we have resources others need and we need to recognize this relationship while attempting to become self-sufficient in manufacturing. As for the budget axe all foreign spending immediately.

Defence: invest in arctic ship and the navy in general. Stop sending troops to dune coon countries. All that matters is being allies with our masters the USA, so forget NATO if we must.

Offence: Immediately attack Denmark

Healthcare: no job no healthcare

Trump: suck his dick

Legal: I agree with the Baffin island camp

Toronto: must perish

Environment: continue the Conservative party's protection of our glass sponge reefs, restore funding to the experimental lakes area, and approve new pipelines. DO what we can to export our resources in a deal that favours us.

Harvo: institutionalized.

Indians: Nullify all treaties and officially annex Indian lands. Special status will be destroyed.

Immigration: Germans only (and reluctantly northern Europeans broadly). South African whites will be our only refugees

Misc: All religions save Christianity will be illegal and punishable with expulsion on ice floes. Universities will be monitored for Marxism and Marxists will be ice floed.

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