"PLAY WITH ME!" "I SAID PLAY WITH ME"

It's hard for me to believe your credentials when you demonstrate such poor reading comprehension.

"You just said it yourself, you wouldn't work with a dog that you couldn't trust." When did I say that?

"So why are you using training methods that won't allow for an established trust to grow between you and the dog?" Where are you getting this?

"Sounds like you quit when the going gets rough" How on earth do you reach these conclusions?

"I am sure you try to teach dogs commands but your impatience leads to you physically forcing them into command positions." Since I'm sure we both know how very effective that is!

"Please never assume you are infallible just because you know a few things." I don't at all, which is why I asked you to share your opinions but instead you took that as a challenge for some reason and continued to make up a story in your head about how terribly incompetent I am.

"I think its ignorant and absurd of you to assume there is only your way or the highway when it comes to dog training." I actually said the opposite of this. I'm done doing point by points with you because it's exhausting.

Look, I feel like you're being prideful and rude because you think you just encountered some rogue idiot force trainer in the wild and you're going to tell 'em what for.

I don't teach sit by pushing a dog into a sit, that's ignorant. I capture the natural behavior just like you. I shape complex behaviors just like you. I correct behaviors I don't want to continue.. kinda like you (I don't like spray bottles any more than I like hitting or screaming or otherwise being a dramatic chimp.)

You're arguing against an imaginary person you've made up in your head.

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