Please interview for the opportunity to give me $600 for my dog so that I can go on a holiday.

"So hon, I'm really excited for our caravan trip!"

"I already told you, we can't afford it. It costs a lot of money to take off work, pay for gas, eat...I don't see how we're going to make this happen sweetheart."

"But I've been planning for weeks! Isn't there some way we could make some extra money?"

"Well, you could go back to work again..."

"HON. You know I have ANXIETY. Why else do you think I trained our very own therapy dog? There must be another way."

"I guess we could sell some stuff. Stuff we don't really need?"

They both slowly turn to look at the white ball of fluff in the corner. Fluff looks up, smiles, hey, they're paying attention to me! I wonder what we're going to do today?

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