Ok hold on here.. Lets clear a few things up.. Yes , Lobo and Roejen are part of the Illuminati, the CIA, NSA,FBI,OMG, OBGYN and BBQ. The pay sucks.. If they ask you to take the job, act stupid and say no.. Also no matter what they tell you, you do not get free black helicopter rides or Genetically cross bred with dolphins nor will they take you to the secret moon base.. We didnt even get a hood over our heads and taken in a ride in a windowless buss. We where robo-called and told "Press #1 now if you would like to join the Illuminati. Press #2 if you would like to join The Bilderberg Group." Of course we pressed #2 and where told we didnt fit the pay bracket. I suspect that Jay Z had something to do with this.. Reluctantly we chose the Illuminati, we have yet to receive our Superbowl tickets. In fact we have been told that at some point we had to work on the half time set up crew during a performance.. Its not all bad, We got to see Katy Perry's boobs.. Now a few points..
"1.reduce human beings to the state of mass by hindering the development of emancipated individuals, who are capable of making rational decisions; replace the legitimate drive for autonomy and self-awareness by the safe laziness of conformism and passivity; and validate the idea that men actually seek to escape the absurd and cruel world in which they live by losing themselves in a hypnotic state self-satisfaction." You sir are confusing us with reality television like keeping up with the kardashians and Dance moms. A common mistake.. Next, Forced inhuman experimentation.. Though listening to Project Archivist can be thought of as inhuman, we dont force anyone to listen to us, Dont get us wrong, we would if we could but as of yet, the Illuminati overlords just dont trust us with that kind of tech yet. Lets be real though, the people that know us know that we would just beam screaming goat videos into everyone's heads all day anyways. I dont like to speak on behalf of Ben Grundy and Erin wright, but I'm sure they would just beam Yoko Ono and Big foot voice into everyones heads too. ( But really, would that be so bad?? would it?) Next "Subliminal messages are designed to target your mind, especially the subconscious section, because your mind controls your actions." For the record, we have yet to receive one boob shot from a female listener.. Not one, and very few donations.. It took us almost two years to getr decent microphones and dont even get me started on Tim Binnalls set up, Roejens seen it! he's been to the guys house, its like.. Two tin cans and some shoe string held together by bong resin.. pretty sure the guys computer still runs XP. So if anyones doing the subliminal message thing its MU with getting subscribers.( send). Hell, they have implanted a message in this message to make people want to go and subscribe to their show.. Im not even sure how they did it because their Illuminati clearance is higher then ours!(Boobs). Next, Public trust.. People trust us? You are aware we eat babies right? (Well, Lobo does. Roe's kind of a fat ass and he's really been trying to cut back but.. Its low carb..) If anyone trusts us for anything other the mispronouncing every Asian word we come across then they are fools.. I mean come on.. We have ripped off every show mentioned on this list including a few that have not been named like the 13 skulls and Eerie radio and Ozone Nightmare.. ( Send). You also mention the Merican populace. Here sir, you are very very wrong (boobs) We only took responsibility for undermining Lexington Kentucky and Kansas.. Anyone else we manage to undermine is just dumb luck and I do mean dumb. Again I cant speak for Ben and Erin but we know Tim got stuck undermining Canada. They give him beer and Poutine and a bunny so he has no complaints. Anyways, I look forward to seeing this unfold. All praise the golden Banana! -Project Archivist-