Well since a lot of people don't seem to have first hand accounts I'll post mine. I had sex with Barbara Streisand a while back so I guess it counts as groupie sex. I was visiting my grandma in an old people's home and Barbara was there for the weekend or something. We start talking about Pogs, I show her my Chupa Chups metal slammer and we kind of clicked. So now she wants sex but as soon as she gets naked I'm kind of grossed out. Her clitoris was like a pink snake trying to swallow a giant strawberry poking out of her vagina. She tells me it's just the effect of common HPV, but still I'm adamant. So we come to this agreement where I cover her in a bed sheet, cut a hole in it and I fuck her in the ass through it. She covers herself, pops out her ass from the hole but I still can't do it. Out of pity I warmed a parsnip in the microwave and stuck it in her ass. She moaned and farted the vegetable across the room. I pretended to come in a drawer and left her while she was still fumbling under the sheets.