I met this black guy on League of Legends. He was sarcastic, abrasive, and introverted, but really nice with a huge brown snickers bar. Later I also found him on a Minecraft server. Small internet, eh? He and I got into talking about how eugenics isn't really that bad, feminists are nazis who hate all men, and racism is gone. Once he agreed with me that girls who date douchebags with tiny milky way bars are stupid I had to have him. I had been waiting for someone who would treat me nice and not have any game at all besides a huge snickers bar. So I took the money I got from my job as an astronomical programming engineer at NASA and flew out to see him. When I got to his place he was dark, handsome, and lived with his parents and their cats. In other words, he was just my type. He comment how I looked almost as pretty as the hypothetical lesbian baby of Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence. So sweet, right? We played a strip version of Cards Against Humanity to get started, which got me wet and his snickers bar hard. Then he let me indulge in one of my favorite things to do, so I turned on CoD, handed him the controller, and went down on him. I could feel his massive 4.5 8 inch snickers bar throbbing with each of his repeated rapid kills. He dominated the game, and I had to have this magnificent alpha. He licked all of my sensitive spots like my milky vagina, my hands, my milky vagina, my tits, and of course my milky vagina. That was it for me, I was so horny for the magnificent beast that was this dweep hunk that I climbed on top of him and put his giant snickers bar in me. I then did some crazy white vagina magic and made him cum into me for an hour strait, spurting snickers caramel from the nuts without end. By then I was tired, so I called over my sisters(we're triplets) who happened to live down the street. We then took turns making him cum continuously until he passed out of dehydration. You know this story is true because I'm a girl btw ;)