3. Post Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (6-7) at New York Jets (3-9)

Post Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (6-7) at New York Jets (3-9)

Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you, the Philadelphia Eagles Defense! Offensive woes got you down? Your ppg remain stagnant? Franchise QB can’t get it up for the missus? Well then look no further! Our defense is scientifically formulated to FUCK around. Our lb corp has more holes than a bathroom stall at a truck stop. Our D-line generates less pressure than Stephen Hawkins tire pump. We GUARANTEE your QB will be beaming from ear to ear with a few extra yards to show for it, if you know what I mean. Sound inticing? Well this glowing hot ball of suck shit can be yours for the low low price of $50 million!

Who else is excited for the draft?

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