Post Game Thread: Washington Football Team (7-9) at Philadelphia Eagles (4-11-1)

Warmup is obvious with Alex at the beach. Playing fetch with the dog, he doesn’t know how damn cute he is.

Cut to the practice field stretching and throwing warmup balls. Then he quietly slips away unnoticed to run sprints when he thinks no one is looking, but you are looking pretty thirsty by now.

Montage scene, he takes his shirt off for more sprints and suddenly is in the weight room ripping lats. Cuts the lats so hard then judo swaps into triceps before you know what even happened.

Cut to slow mo where Alex is shaking out the lactic acid from his arms and takes a few deep breaths to increase his blood oxygen levels. He jumps a 3.5’ vertical and lands in the squat press. Your heart is balking as he sets resistance to 575 lbs. He takes grip and positions for lumbar support. As effortless as the morning breeze Alex elevates the counter load with ease. You cannot hold back any longer and geysers erupt as God parts the clouds to anoint you into sainthood.

And that’s the best climax to this season anyone could ever have.

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