We have a winning record over the last month because we play at home. We have 6 wins on the road. We are on pace to have the worst road record in MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HISTORY.

Also you don't have the worst offense in baseball by any metric. Why do you even think you do? Park adjusted stats don't even have you as the worst offense

What the fuck are you talking about?

We have the worst wRC+ in baseball. That's a park adjusted stat that takes everything into account.