Post your favorite humanoid (ish) tales that you've come across in the various "creepiest most unexplained shit" threads

From SuperSaiyanTrunks: So i've shared my story a few times whenever someone asks what the creepiest thing to have happen to them is so it might look very familiar, but here it is: When I was 16 I would jump on my trampoline out back for hours every night. Literally, hours. I would listen to my ipod and just daydream to get away from a rough family life. One night when I was jumping a kid ran past our fence full speed carrying a box about the size and shape of a skateboard. He ran to the park behind my house and held it by the edge then tossed it into the air so that it flipped a few times before landing on the ground. At this point I was a little weirded out because he was just standing over it staring for a pretty long time. Then out of no where he just bolts full speed back past our fence like he didn't even notice I was there. Alright that's a bit weird. I just kept jumping and staring at where the box was.... here's where it gets creepy. The box looked like it was moving. Then something started to rise out of it. I actually stopped jumping and rubbed my eyes and watched as what looked like a full grown man rose out of a box that was like 2 inches thick.. He had an elongated head with no hair. His skin was orange, and his eyes were huge and pitch black. He raised one arm up to his side and the box just kind of went into what I can only describe as a trench coat. He walked over to the only pavilion we have at the small park, grabbed the metal beam holding up the overhang and started to bang his head hard onto the beam over and over. At this point I had rubbed my eyes quite a few times and couldn't even move. I had no idea what I was seeing. Then without warning he just stopped and his head quickly whipped around and stared right at me. It was like he could feel me watching him. A giant and I mean giant smile came across his face as those dark eyes just stared at me. He tilted his head back and forth a few times. I had goosebumps and my eyes stared to tear up. Even typing this is making my hair stand on edge because I wont ever forget that look. As I was about to start crying (and I don't know why I wanted to cry but his face just filled me with terror) he turned around and kind of phased down the road off into the distance. Phase like those units the Protoss have in Starcraft that leave a "trail" of themselves for a short period of time if that helps to explain it. He was gone. That was it. I balled my eyes out and sprinted inside and called my best friend who assured me I was seeing things and needed to calm down. Im sure I sound insane and no one will believe me, but this is the creepiest thing that has happened to me. I know what I saw and to this day when I think about it my eyes begin to water and my hair stands on edge. [LINK](<div class="reddit-embed" data-embed-media="www.redditmedia.com" data-embed-parent="false" data-embed-live="true" data-embed-created="2015-06-11T15:12:35.170Z"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/362x06/serious_what_paranormal_experiences_have_you/craclhz">Comment</a> from discussion <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/362x06/serious_what_paranormal_experiences_have_you/">[Serious] What paranormal experiences have you actually had that you cannot explain?</a>.</div><script async src="https://www.redditstatic.com/comment-embed.js"></script>)

From Osteorock: It was 3 am and I was driving home with a friend of mine. There was very little traffic on the interstate. Up ahead on the side of the road I see what looks like a man sitting on a guardrail. I got a horrible feeling in my gut. I had the feeling this guy was going to do something bad. I honestly felt as though he was going to jump in front of our truck to commit suicide or something. As we get closer he stands up. I moved into the next lane. As we get closer he starts walking into the road. I start panicking. There was no time to slow down and I could not swerve to avoid him for fear of rolling the truck. My friend and I start screaming. Just as we were about to hit, what I thought was a man, jumps and has fucking wings, and jumps over the entire truck. It was only visible for a second, but I can still remember it clear as day. It had the body of a man from the head to the waist, but from it's waist down was hairy. The wings were also dark. The feet were the worst. Instead of human feet, were these horrible talons (similar to that of a chicken?), but also dark and hairy. The best comparison I can make is that it looked like a human sized gargoyle. I know this sounds like a load of shit, and I probably wouldn't believe me either, but I swear it's the truth. In total honesty, I wish it wasn't true. It was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. If my friend hadn't seen it as well, I would think I'd gone crazy. Also, since this is the internet I doubt most will believe me any way. I just wanted to share my story. On a side note, in the past few years since that night, I've met one other person that has seen the same, if not extremely similar, creature. [LINK](<div class="reddit-embed" data-embed-media="www.redditmedia.com" data-embed-parent="false" data-embed-live="true" data-embed-created="2015-06-11T15:15:44.048Z"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/33kily/whats_the_most_unexplainable_shit_youve_ever/cqltljn">Comment</a> from discussion <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/33kily/whats_the_most_unexplainable_shit_youve_ever/">What's the most unexplainable shit you've ever witnessed?</a>.</div><script async src="https://www.redditstatic.com/comment-embed.js"></script>)

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