[Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Ohio State 42-27

Dear Ohio State, your fans have been goddamn insufferable for the last 20 years. Your ability to make your entire personality about a university that lets anyone with a pulse in to the school is absurd and is some weird coping mechanism to ignore you live in one of the worst, run down states in the United States of America. I mean, a literal body of water caught on fire. Cedar Point is the only thing you guys have that people rave about, which makes sense because the roller coasters will take you further away from the state. I'm so glad you have the Browns and Cavaliers to fall back on because they are proven winners. Your arrogance going into this game while ignoring that statistically this was going to be a close game is the embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect - you can Google that yourself. Imagine having 3 NFL receivers and still can't win the game. You bash Michigan's record over the last 20 years while ignoring how much of a piece of shit Urban Meyer is and ignoring half those wins came over Brady Hoke and Rich Rodriguez, and still barely beat a Brady Hoke coached broken foot Devin Gardner. You have eons more talent than Michigan and still couldn't get it done. I hope you all have a terrible day. I'd say go spend the rest of your day doing a hobby you enjoy but the closest thing you've got is crossing out the letter M like some three year old who thinks they're clever. Dear reddit, 90% of you claimed the spread was easy money but didn't have the guts to actually bet on it, and hide behind your flair of your 6-6 teams because you'll never win a conference championship so the closest you can get is Michigan schadenfreude. Congrats on the meineke car care bowl. Dear Michigan State fans, most of us don't even think about you outside one week a year yet you watch this game closer than your own. Remember, little brother is a mindset, not a result of a football game. You will never, ever have the academic prestige, football success, and national respect that Michigan has. Remember how unimportant you are in the grand scheme of college football next time you spend your day obsessing about a university you couldn't get in to. Go ahead and turn this into a pasta. Go Blue.

Posted by u/Radish604

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