Pot smokers of reddit, what's the craziest thing you've done while high?

Ok so this is not my most shining moment but I was pretty lit so here goes .. One 4/20 I got way past my limit 10 ++ for me anyways me and my cousins got the munchies and me being the only one with a car at the time nominated to go get the snacks (I know super irresponsible to drive like that teenage stupidity) So somehow find myself going to Walmart instead of the gas station by my house ... lol wtf.. Get to Walmart proceed to munchie heaven, snacks on snacks. Oh shit I forgot my cousins beef jerky..go to checkout. Cashier gives me little side nod he knows what's up. Proceed to take munchies to car when holy shit where the fuck did I park?!!? Ahhhh I don't remember.... try to stay calm cars not stolen so I go up and down rows trying to find my car. Finally see the white Toyota Corolla phew. Put the key in to open door everything's great, put the key in ignition no fucking start. After proceeding to bang on the steering wheel like awhh shitttt now I'm stuck here all high with a bag of munchies and have to call my mom or uncle to jump me.... When this little old Asian lady and her family start freaking out in another language and staring at me with complete bewilderment. I got into the wrong fucking car! Lmao You would think that the lack of my Hawaiian lay thing on my rear view mirror would have been some clue... TL;DR I got high and for 15 mins tried to start someone else's car until they came back... To say the least my cousins never let that one go XD

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