2022 The three largest parties are Britain First, BNP and the Socialist Worker's Party who are all vying for first place. The campaign is mostly fought in the streets; broken bottles, chains, knives, teeth and fists. People only leave their homes to visit the massive breadlines that surround the UN food distribution centres. No party political broadcasts are made as the only thing on every channel is Boris Johnson gorging on human flesh every hour of every day. No news has come from the isle of wight since a gigantic statue of George Galloway appeared on the coast, lasers from its eyes carving apart every ship or plane that strays near. The King of Scotland has already declared independeance with the nuclear destruction of Newcastle and the mass reconstruction of Hadrian's Wall fitted with miniguns and barbed wire.