If you are drunk and pissing in public, I don't think you will care about some guy trying to shame you for it. Probably won't feel getting wet.

One time a few of my friends and I were driving down this dirt road and drinking a few 40's. We pulled over to take a leak. I was sitting in the back passenger seat. I get out, start pissing, buddy does the same with my door between us.

Next thing I hear my buddy shouting, "cut it out asshole!" I had pissed all on his foot and leg and created a puddle of piss around him. He didn't feel it until I was nearly finished. Pants were soaked. Smelled like piss all the way back to the house.

Something we laughed about for years after.