PrinterPam's low-security PVC IDs - Giveaway (qty: 5)

Granted i wrote this the other day when i was really fucking high but i laughed hard when i read it sober. This is the story of the time i got to a [12] on the highness scale, all written while at a [9] and drunk

So there i was, chilling on a wednesday night watching Breaking Bad. My friend texts me and offers to smoke me up so i went to his friends room and get high. Dugh. Why light off his bowl and we are off to the races. After a couple hits im already rocketed up to a [9]. The next hit did something special to me. Somehow on the next hit i reached another demension. My frined kept sparking his lighter in my face and id make this really odd noise and call like im a wearwolf or some shit. IDK. So ya

I left their room to get back to mine and of course there is a fire alarm in my building just as i go back. Awesome. So i sneak away from my RA ad go into another basement. There is where i grab a powerade and a pot tarts. I was trying to eat/drink them and i culdnt even tell they are in y mouth. I knoww they were there in my mind but i couldnt feel them at all.If i didnt know they were their i would have easily chocked on them had i not known they were there. Continue on back out to the buildng

We start walking back to out room and i swear these gravities were just too heavy for me. K swaer it was like gravity was just raping me and like fuck you buddy youre going down. Even using all of the power in my body i simply could not sit up. Everywhere i walked it was like i was on level 14 of the limbo game and i couldnt get any lower if it meant breaking my back. I felt like my body was so low that id win the world championship of limbo shits ya.

I forgot to mention on the bed in the kids room. i guess it was everywhere else i went too. Whenever i moved my arm i saw minimum 2 of them moving across my field of vision. Sometimes 2 arms, 3, even 4 sometimes. Shit was cray. Smoking weed and just seeing 2 arms waving in your face is nuts. So ya

Im pretty sure i reached the legendery [12] that night. It may not seem like it but i am rediculously fucking high right now 9a solida [9] borderline [10]) so the story probably doesnt sounds as crazy but trust be it was bonkers. I care barelt see mt keys/textr now so imma go now. Pce fam i hope youre as high as me. Also drinking a littl then smoking like this helps. The time i reached the [12] i was sober before smoking, today though i wa skinda drunk befor ei skoke before i reached this [10]. I swear though when i reached a [12] it was just off weed nothing else. Im kinda just rambling now but my story of the [12] is going off the default scale and ya i was just really high like i am right now

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