Prioritize.

Gay man: I tried forcing my beliefs and values onto another person and violated his freedom of association because he was a CIS white male

Black man: I tried to grab the cops gun after he pulled me over for breaking the law because he was white dude

Jewish man: The vast majority of neo-Nazi propaganda is done by Rabbis to garner sympathy because the real thing isn't happening enough. Think Jussie Smollett (or any of the hundreds of other examples.) Jews also make up over half the 1% and hyper-over-represented in academia, media, and finance.

White man: I just wanted to invent things and go to space and now we're experimenting with multiculturalism while the planet dies.

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