Pro shop attendant here with some more doodles for you guys. It’s been a long week

I work for the largest golf retailer in the united states (and apparently the galaxy), we get this from time to time with unreasonable/problem customers. Oh gee, sorry about that buddy. Our company, with an almost 8 billion dollar market cap, is going to be terribly impacted by not dealing with your dumbass anymore.

Two weeks ago we had a guy, and legit seemed like it was out of a movie, walk in with his kid with seconds before we were closed - literally like 20 something seconds - and say he wanted his son to be fitted. We explained all the bays were closed, and the lights are timed. He pulled the "I know Ed Stack, do you know who that is? I personally know him, do you want him to know you don't want to take a multi-thousand dollar sale while you're clearly still open?" First of all, we're a publicly traded company, second, yes, we've met Ed Stack, the chairman/CEO. Third of all, he knows the lights are timed and will shut off in 10 minutes. It was so ridiculous, so stereotypical like something you'd see in a movie, at one point it crossed my mind that we might be getting pranked.

Of course we didn't say anything other than, yes, we had met Ed, the lights are timed, and we're sorry. And, of course, we never heard a single fucking thing from Ed goddamn Stack. I guess he didn't answer the guy's personal phone call...

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