No. No one does.

Can we please stop fucking having these posts plastered all over this fucking subreedit for god's sake dear lord. This, this is why i haven't been on this subreddit in ages upon ages. These repetitive posts made all the time, and there's still NO spam bot, or one that links to a q and a of sorts that answers all these dumb questions automatically. But NOOOOOooooooo too many dicks in the way for the mods to notice the real issues with this subreddit for dam IT! So that's it, i'm done. OP, no, no one makes these posts, and no one has these issues. Just fucking search up all the top past week or new posts, and you'll ge tthe same dam answer every time: "NO". Sorry, cano you not think about it for one second? So many people here with big joysticks, and they never ever touch the water? how fucking hihgh are you mate? Yeah, youre literlaly the only guy to ever has his dick touch the toilet. No, seriosuly. What else happens, your shit touches your dick? aw you poor thing, you poor fucking thing. Sorry im just so flipping triggered right now, I decide to go on this subreddit after so long, and the first post I see when I sort by new is this garbage. "Does anyone elses hands touch water when they wash their hands?" I don't fucking know, guess the answer's "no". right? no on else goes through that so how could it be a "YESZ?" Final answer: "No."