Slightly scary, weird things happen around them, sometimes do the impossible.

This is what really got me though. I've gotten into all sorts of wild adventures. A mundane one was being briefly detained for stealing my own car accused of smoking crack then cut loose, after verifying that I was indeed late for an appointment and speeding, not fleeing. The car had multiple toe tags and was a high theft car. Not valuable though. I was pulled over a dozen times in 2017.

I'm not going to brag about successes too much but a lot of it is weaving all those batshit stories into conversation when they somehow come up. It gets tedious to people who always have to listen to me too much but for new people it seems refreshing and entertaining.