More rants for the general locksmith world.
 
All of these have happened in my area...
 
If I have to use a number 1 flat head screw driver in the hey hole to unscrew a mortise lock because you tightened it down too much, your wrong.
 
If I have to flush out a full tube of graphite from a lock because you thought more is better, your wrong.
 
If you have to giggle the new key to get it to work and you told the costumer that it's good enough, your wrong.
 
If you didn't buff the key and the brass shavings left on the key get into the lock, and your customer got locked out when the lock failed, your wrong.
 
If you do a rekey and put the door knobs back on upside down, and the customer didn't ask you to do it that way, your wrong.
 
If you installed a knob and you didn't adjust the strike and I can credit card the door open, your wrong.
 
If you went out and "serviced" a safe by spraying tri-flow into the change key hole and calling it good, your wrong.
 
If you opened a PT Cruiser with your slim-Jim, got it stuck in the door and left it that way for the customer to figure out, your wrong.
 
If you made a motorcycle key that only works on one side in the ignition and doesn't work the gas tank, and still charged the dude knowing he is 250 miles from home (and no way to gas up), your are so very wrong.
 
If you told the customer it would be 28 dollars for a lock out and after arriving, you tell them it's another 250 bucks, your a scamming peace of crap... And your wrong.
 
What's your SMH, can't belieave they did that, story?