PSA: Boost responsibly

Yeah, and like... come on, statistically speaking it's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when". And then, it's a matter of "how bad".

dude, if one of these things kills a baby... before anyone even knows what these things are, they will be banned. Like... the hover boards. I mean who knows those could have been the next SegWay... but instead, a few manufacturers cheaped out on shitty batteries, and you have entire houses burn down.

And plus... burning a house down is arguably better then killing a baby. These babies are so dumb dude... they just wander off onto the street... their mom is liek "WHAT THE FUCK JASON GET THE FUCK OVER HERE" and the baby is like "Wurd up, mum. I heard the music that you told me not to listen to. And I watched the cartoon you told me not to. I know there's a light outside this cave. And now, I shall walk over to the sidewa...... bbbbbbbzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ<|||}{}@#$% SQUISH.

BREAKING NEWS:

Police Chief statement "We will do everything in our power to enforce the new "YOU E-RIDE and YOU E-DIE" policy. E-Boarder baby killers are not welcome on our sstreets.

And then, basically, what is the worst case scenario ... shit like boosted boards will be banned to "race tracks" style enclosures. Just like really cool cars that go really fast and then some assholes started to paint them idiotic colors and killed a bunch of kids.

I was in high school. We raced. We could have killed somebody! And now. We're not in high school. But this board ... this is a racing boar brutha. don't make me give you the people's elbo brutha..

Lol. Just stay safe everybody. This comment will self distruct in a fw minutes.

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