“pug mom din ako. ay lola pala” HAHAHAHA

Whoa mama!

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out*

AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*

WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart*

Ahhhhhhhhhhh me furry lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*

ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the backround spiling white liquid and dough on the streets*

NOT WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka

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